MB4JL – Big Old ‘Tard

This car is just so dated, it’s like it exemplifies the ’80s Wall Street greed era. OK, so it debuted in 1991, but it still looks very Gordon Gecko / Bonfire of the Vanities to me. It said, “I’m big, and I’m money.” Except it now says, “I’m driving a car that’s older than the girls I’d like to date.”

OK, JL, go and find yourself some barely-legal action. That’s probably all you’re fooling in this big old boat.

Props for the Beverly Hills license plate frame, though. I’ll bet you had some scary minutes heisting that off someone’s newer ride. 


It's boxy, but it's safe

It's boxy, but it's safe

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