We don’t need a fancy car to BE fancy. Fanciness is internal. It’s who we are. It’s what we are.

And sometimes, well, our external is driving a Mazda. It happens. There’s also a Discover Card. That’s what he used to pay for his fancy plate.

JSR owns it. He’s a 100% Mazdiac. Dig it.

Soph was just sitting pretty there and I came on by but man that nighttime light just didn’t do any favors for my cam. But you get the gist, right? Soph is just so proud of her German SUV that she wants to tell the world! I’m the Queen of Beverly Hills! Or, yeah, in BH you’re more like the pre-teen in that downmarket starter car, but whatev.

This is an example of how NOT to take a pic for the vaulted BNZ4BOZO.

And, yeah, I, Bozo, took this one myself.

Sorry to let my fans down like this.

But, GEE, I didn’t want you to miss this action.

I’m sure Paul really wanted some eco-cred, but he just couldn’t execute in seven letters.

So, hype it baby!

And get them carpool stickers like you did off eBay.

Caught you there WIL S.

In your S2K.

It’s times like this that I wish Cali offered an apostrophe as a character.

JB. King Arthur Called. He Wants His AVLN Back.

Actually, no. He’s says just to junk it.

Maybe step down a notch from that expensive airport parking and get yourself a lamp cleanse?

Lordy, lordy, I think we’ve got a new Queen of Douche!

And, sorry for the bad photo dear reader. You’re missing the “All wheel drive” chrome license plate frame.

I did it! I got him! VIS – I been tracking you!

I laid low. I waited it out. I been seeing you in my hood for too long now.

Then, there you were! Waiting at a stop sign. And I poured it on; sprinted to catch your old Benz.

And, I got the prize. My true BNZ4 brother. Welcome to the club!

I’m going to assume that:

A) AMA is Israeli

B) Gas is free in Israel

C) AMA’s English class didn’t cover the word CAD. Or, if they did, she learned English in Florida, in which case she’s using it properly.

Can ABBAS FOP be far behind?