Invading driveways in his (or her!) native Newport, Holmes is on a postman-style shooting spree. Look at this beauty!

Now, I’ve been know to park my sta-way facing out, but that’s to unload my hatch into the kitchen. Me thinks DAD is just trying to say to the ladays “I’m a Dad, so I’m safe, but I drives a BEEMER, so my middle name is Daynger!”

Yeah. Keep working there, 3-series.

myOChomie say "MBZ4MOM?"